when you tell your parents something personal and they tell a bunch of relatives
If I ever like your sad post
It is support
I am not enjoying your tears
I pretty much assume this, but it’s good to have it explicit once in a while.
*pretends I didn’t see*
if you use a slur toward a group youre not a part of your punishment should be saying that slur over and over while locked in a room with a group of ridiculously strong people of said affected groups. your only weapon is a tiny set of maracas
I would make it into a song and dance number in the stereotypical accent of that group. They wouldn’t stop laughing long enough to beat me up.
have you ever interacted with other people in your life
BREAKING NEWS: if you ever judge anyone based on the number of sexual partners they’ve had, you’re a complete imbecile.
I beg to differ.
If someone has had more than one hundred thousand sexual partners I will absolutely judge them because that is impressive as hell.
I was expecting that to go somewhere else than it did and I’m pleased with the ending
- have you had a drink in the last couple of hours?
- have you taken your medication?
- have you eaten yet today?
- is your room at a comfortable temperature?
- have you showered in the last couple of days?
- did you know that i love you?
im here if you need someone
I SWEAR TO GOD THERE IS A GIRL IN MY CLASS WHO CAN READ MY THOUGHTS SHE’S ALWAYS LOOKING AT ME FUNNY WHEN IM THINKING INAPPROPRIATE THINGS SO I SAID IN MY HEAD “START LAUGHING IF YOU CAN HEAR ME” AND SHE STARTED LAUGHING IM SCARED?????
This is either a plot for a new X-Men movie or a Stephen King novel.