captain-snark:

moist-fondling:

themanicpixiedreamgrrrl:

Literally me when I hurt people

oh god oh god oh god im so sorry is it here did i hurt you here oh god im so sorry friend

OMG AT THE END WHEN HE JUST SCOOPS THE CAT’S HEAD TO HIS CHEST. FUCK.

piertotum-locomottor:

breadmaakesyoufat:

breadmaakesyoufat:

i was talking to a guy and he said “if there were no laws you could be raped at any point of the day” and i replied with “yeah and i could retaliate by stabbing the rapist, hey i mean there are no laws” and he said “rape isn’t that bad, stabbing someone is a little over dramatic” wtf.

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GUYS NO.

PAINT YOUR NAILS WITH HIS BLOOD.

(via harrypotter-and-lordoftherings)

dumbledoresarmyat221b said: You're a dancer? That's so great! So am I! How long have you been dancing?

OHMYGOD HI!!!!! I do modern dance and I’ve only been doing it for about two years. It was actually okay today it just was really hot because they don’t have air conditioning and i was all gross and sweaty.

I REALLY REALLY DONT WANT TO GET UP AND GO TO DANCE BUT I DONT WANT TO BE AT HOME I JUST WANT TO NOT EXIST UNTIL THE WEEK IS OVER UUUUUGGGHHHHH

markruffalo:

aos-skimmons:

so I was thinking that mark ruffalo sounds a lot like mark buffalo, and then i decided that i obviously wasn’t going to be the only one who thought about this. so i typed ‘ruffalo the buffalo’ into google images and i found these…

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i don’t know why but it made me happy 

I don’t know why but it makes me happy too.

(via floatingstoat)

altonym:

Beer honestly just tastes how I imagine urine to taste it is so rank and people are always like nah try this because this is special Beer and then it’s like oh ok urine with cinnamon in it great

(via dim-lights-as-i-fall-asleep)

supnikita:

how can i be ready for future when i’m not even ready to get up in the morning

(via dim-lights-as-i-fall-asleep)

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